We decided to head to Bulgaria since we last left you. The call and isolation of the mountains was too great and we’ll absolutely be heading back to Romania some day. As we waved goodbye to Club Tropicana at the end of our rest day the proprietors had started packing away all the sun beds and chairs for the end of the season. We hope it had been a busy summer for them and it was a poignant thing to have our journey into a new season punctuated by such a visual cue.
The weather and light has begun to change even on the flat banks of the Danube and the sun is growing weaker as she drops in the sky. Autumn is without a doubt my favourite season as it seems so sincere compared to the others. Nature being stripped back to her bones and the smells, light and sounds all go a few tones deeper and richer. Even the fog seems to last longer and on a few days post crossing the border we’ve been cycling towards mountains that slowly seep out of the mist as you draw closer, quite a humbling experience against the magnitude of it all.
We headed towards the Bulgarian border with a 80 mile day under our belts and as we flew over the Danube to new shores we put in another 60 mile day to reach Belogradchick. This second day has to have been our toughest day cycling to date. The three H’s (headwind, hills, heat) were with us every bloomin step of the way and the last ten miles were pretty hellish. We’d heard about cyclists ‘plonking’ when they run out of carb reserves and if it wasn’t for the omnipresent joy of the gummy bears, we would have well broken our plonking virginity.
Post the vengeance of the three H’s and taking care of 4 days mileage in 2 we took a well deserved rest day in Belogradchick. This was our first chance to get a taste of our new country and we spent the day looking around the red fort, sitting in squares eating ice creams and catching up on the obligatory admin and route planning.
Our admin bought with it some disappointing news as we found out that we could no longer enter Iran unless on an approved tour. Predictably it’s fine for the ever neutral Irish nationals but British, American and Canadian are on the naughty list. Before leaving the UK we’d heard the British embassy had just re-opened so this was a bit of a downer to say the least. After much research and reading about lots of confused travellers we agreed to throw in the towel. Now for some it may be a relief we’re not going to Central Asia though for Brian and I this was the part of the trip we were most looking forward too. Alas, along with the closing of the Pamir Highway in Tajikistan and the Karakoram highway in North Eastern Pakistan, we’ve decided to save the whole of Central Asia for another trip and head South through Turkey post Istanbul. We’re still yet to firm up the details of our broader onward journey but will keep you posted and our itinerary updated on here when we know.
As we took to the road again we decided to stick more vehemently to our daily mileage of between 33-40 in order to take in the mountainous route through the Vrachanski Balkan national park. Getting further into Bulgaria we began to notice the differences between her Eastern European neighbours. We’d read that the North West of the country was fairly off the beaten track and as we came into towns and villages we were met with lots of derelict buildings and unkept communist monuments. There has been a slight air of faded glory and although more empty countryside than Romania there seemed to be far less farming as a way of life. The smiles and enthusiasm we’d be greated with in countries prior had drawn back though we’ve found once you stop and engage one to one for directions or such like, as with the Germans, the exterior thaws and you’re met with a unique magic, warmth and charm.
One element of Eastern Europe that remains stubbornly consistent has been the stray dogs. Imagine for a second cycling along a quiet country road or indeed a fairly busy road, nothing is spared as far as these critters are concerned, and you’re met by one or even a pack of angry stray dogs. Their appendage of choice is either the back wheel or your legs and you have to try and stay on track, away from oncoming traffic, cycle faster and get rid of the rabid ankle biters! Thankfully, before we left we were given a couple of Hornit horns, link here, and we’ve found that blasting these at the same time is enough to keep most dogs at bay.
Our passage into the Vrachanski Balkan national park was pretty amazeballs as we took a climb through a 5000 foot gorge into our mountain pass. I sometimes wonder why everyone loves Brian Phelan so much but our hills have taken on a new joy due to his commitment to music, and now I love him a little bit more. He’s managed to fashion a speaker/iphone combo to our handle bars so we’re now urged on with a suitably yummy base line, feel the rhythm and pic below. Reaching the top of a climb and meeting the vista of mountains as far as the eye can see never looses its impact and on finding a fresh water spring just below the summit, we decided to pitch our tent for a night of wild camping.
About this time a year ago we were lazing in Victoria park in Hackney with a cold cider, researching our trip. It’s funny to think that we’re now doing what we had read so much about. Often we catch ourselves both on and off the bike, feeling like we’re in the pictures from our cycle touring books. Watching the sun set and rise over a mountain range with deer and wild horses for company, and it’s all absolutely free, is pretty special and feels very far from Victoria Park.
We’re still in the Stara Planina mountains a few days on and have been continuing our climbs, passes and views. We’re writing this blog having been rained into a guest house for the day at the bottom of another climb. It’s no bad thing to be beholdant to the weather and we’re sure our bodies will be grateful for the rest 🙂 Post here we’ve got a few days on the flat and will be cycling through the Valley of Roses, famous for producing rose oil, and then eventually onto the Black Sea coast for a 3 day break. So lots more to see in Bulgaria and we’ll be sure to keep you updated on how things go.
This month we would also like to stop and give praise to the Almond Magnum. As Becky will testify on meeting us last month, when the craving for one of these beauties hits you can only but answer. It’s creamy and refreshing and the perfect companion after a hot day in the saddle. Praise and glory be!!
Sending all our love as usual and special love to my brothers, Becky and little Artie who all shared their birthday on the 2nd September. One year older and one year more fabulous….admitedly Arties only 2 but he’s by far the most sparkly of the bunch 😉
Bon voyage for now
Brian & Tommy
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Very Very jealous guys and all sounds awesome. Hows the bikes holding up? Many punctures?
we recieved our wedding video the other day i did wats app to brian but unsure if you got it, go on utube and search ‘L&J web’ its the 3-4 one down i think
Hey J. Wow, the wedding video is AMAZING! So gutted we weren’t there, looks like it was such an amazing day…Thomas says you both looked absolutely gorgeous…
The bikes are holding up unbelievably well. We’ve been belting it down hardcore offroad mountain descents, fully loaded, and we’ve no issues to report, not even a puncture! Watch this space…
I miss you guys! When are you coming outcomes us?!?!
Brian
Brian,
I think Joe and I would be dead and buried at this stage if we tried even a little of what you guys have been doing.
keep on peddling!
Jack
Love, love, love, you guys are too awesome for words! Shame about Iran but take it as a sign – you’re being guided, always : )
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I did a spin class the other day….thought of you the whole time as I peddled away furoiusly to a techno beat whilst perving on the buff Maori instructor bursting out his overly tight cycling shorts x (PS I’m never going back, still saddle sore a week later! How do you do it!?) Much love to you Thomas xx- Anna
Amazing post and loving the level of detail. The secret is Vaseline, for many things in life but it stops the saddle rub! Get back in the saddle young lady 🙂 Sending you love all over xxx
Yo guys where will you be on the sixth Oct as have a WK off and can look to get a flight out
Date: Wed, 3 Sep 2014 09:39:58 +0000 To: bjsims33@live.com
Yo! We’re leaving Istanbul on the 6th October and will be starting on a bike/horse trail called the Evilya Celebi Way. I’ll give you a buzz later for a chat. Be amazing to have you with us for a while ya mad yoke! BnT
Did one of you suggest you’ll be in Sri Lanka in January or did I imagine it? Seems like a hell of a long way in 4 months! Should of gone on a motorbike. If you are we will be hanging out in a jungle somewhere from mid Jan, I’ll send up some smoke signals. x
Yeah we have to fly from Cyprus to Sri Lanka because Iran and the stans are closed in one way or another…read the blog properly you lazy bugger! :-))
We are defo going to be in Sri Lanka for January. Do you guys have an itinerary yet? Pass it on, we’ll most certainly be hooking up!
Woo Hoo! Didn’t see the bit about the flight. Shame about the middle east but until it all calms down and religion becomes a nowt but a bed time story it seems best to avoid. Atheists rule! Land on the 17th and planning to hire a car. 4×4 so I feel manly. Adams peek 17th to 20th for some Buddhist, atheists welcome, sunrise business (5200 steps crowded with tea rooms leave at 1am top for sunrise at top heaving and crowded relaxing not Buddhas footprint, huge toes apparently) , horton planes for chilli mountain tops, yala national park for monkey prodding, Tangalle and Marissa for beach relaxation. Staying south, no reason . Let me know if you want some hotel names and we could give you a lift up the mountains if you run out of snickers.
AMAZEBALLS! Absolutely let us know your hotels and dates and we’ll see you for a Sri Lankan love up (that sounds a bit ‘keys in the bowl’ but you feel it). We find it hard to believe you could be anymore manly in a 4 by 4 than you are already though we await the miracle. Perhaps pack some black war paint and a headscarf BA barrackers style. P.S. We’ll never run out snickers and if we do we’ll eat you and Alex, jungle style!
Yum and see your asses soon
B & TT
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I’ll pack some hp sauce war paint just in case. As soon as we hear back from some of the more remote hotels via carrier pigeon we’ll let you know a full itinerary. You using your email? Don’t want anyone who knows my address coming round while i’m away and putting my toothbrush up their bum or nothing! H&A x
Boom! Totally agree it’s important to keep your toothbrush clean, no one likes bum breath 😉
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Lovely job
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